Posts tagged with Jesse Eisenberg.
- JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
- INTERVIEWER: Like what?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
- INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
- JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
![CONAN [After Jesse telling him a girl thought he was a Jonas Brother]: Did you know which Jonas Brother she thought you were?
JESSE: No, I suppose there must be an unattractive one.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgb25bkuDY1qa2s7ro1_250.png)
CONAN [After Jesse telling him a girl thought he was a Jonas Brother]: Did you know which Jonas Brother she thought you were?
JESSE: No, I suppose there must be an unattractive one.
(via dumblesnore)
LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELONG
WHERE THE EAGLES CRY
ON A MOUNTAIN HIGH
(via previouslyiangallaghers)
Eduardo : This is absurd. I’m being accused of animal cruelty. It’s better to be accused of necrophilia.
Mark : It is better to be accused of necrophilia.
(via sherlocks)
